My sister Natalie’s kids have all went through phases in their teens where they have worn Fedoras. The hat with a brim so small it […]
Author: Ricky
As time goes by
How quick the years go by. The last three years have gone past and that is but a tenth until I am 70. I hope […]
A guy named BJ
Back in the late 80s, I was in year four. I went to a school with a guy named BJ. I’m not sure if that […]
Aviary turtle
I once left a turtle in a bird aviary. I thought it had escaped because I could not find it. Six-month later I found it […]
Turtle hole
I once stuck my hand in a hole in the edge of a creek bed which was submerged underwater. I pulled out a turtle the […]
Three sheep purchase
At one point whenever I’d go to the mall as a kid, my sister and I would look for scratched scratchies to see if they […]
Be a frog
My younger sister Miranda once said, “When I grow up I want to be a frog!” True story.
Pissy face Browne
When I was six and living on the farm. I took a piss in the orchard while holding onto some oranges I had picked. I […]
Rubber Dick
Apparently, when I was younger I got my dick caught in the chain of an exercise bike. Because of this some of my cousins called […]
Be careful who you listen to
I was in a shearing shed with a kid named James who would later die in a house fire. There was a grinding device connected […]