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Attention Starfleet: I need a drizabone to go with my hat

Captain Browne - September 14, 2019 at 01:49PM

these pretzels are making me thirsty

September 14, 2019 at 01:44PM

my wife always gets cranky with all the stuff that I do

September 14, 2019 at 01:21PM

I could have sworn I hadn’t eaten any corn lately

September 8, 2019 at 09:01PM

what type of shark is a Feargal Sharkey

September 8, 2019 at 09:00PM

this headache is grating on me

September 6, 2019 at 12:49PM

I ‘ ve got a choosing headache

September 6, 2019 at 12:49PM

was Mao Zedong a bad bloke

August 21, 2019 at 03:32PM

Finnegan story is a lie I am not a Fender Nong

August 21, 2019 at 03:27PM

puppy dog Skype bark bark I gave all Kitty

August 21, 2019 at 02:42PM

this is an emergency all hands on puppy dogs

August 21, 2019 at 02:41PM

12 parsecs pass the Eastern Seaboard

August 21, 2019 at 02:38PM